Dead sister encourages suicidal shooting.

I thought for awhile about posting this, its kinda disturbing (which in itself is not unusual for me) in a very real way and for me, is very telling and personal......exactly the kinda stuff Tim Berners-Lee imagined while belting down to the Patents Office

Well, this morning I got handed a bullet by my dead sister, Susan. She pointed to the engraving on the side of the round, "Make use of me" and said I should follow the instructions and 'Make use of it'. A recurring reference from my dead sister to kill myself. Ive no intension of following her advice by the way, I never listened to her when she was alive so see no reason to listen while she haunts my nightmares either.... Nice try Sis, but next time I want a full body apparition with a few clanking chains etc etc.

KIller of motorcyclists and the oily rainbow mustache balm.

So I'm turning right into a car park on a right turn only lane, I get half way across and a scooter rider ploughs into the side of my car and rag-rolls across the road and crumples into a wall with a sickening thud......

I carry on across the carpark and park up. I've just killed a biker. ....cock.

I wait for the police to arrive, I don't go over to see my handy work, just sit in the car, very still, while the local environment escalates into manic mayhem and a plethora of waggling fingers pointing at the monster in the crumpled Mercedes.

Sirens, shouting, screaming.... then a knock on the window, there's a copper looking in, he's wearing a flat-top cap not a 'bobbies' hat, probably easier to wear in a car I suspect. I'm offered a ride to the local cop-shop, I'm a little excited as Ive never been in the back of a Police car before, will it have hard plastic seats or just normal 'consumer' ones? Its the type of thing that intrigues me, I'm odd like that.

After what seems like hours, I'm told I need to attend the local magistrates that evening for a hearing, along with the dead motorcyclist (he's allowed to be 'living dead' so he can give evidence - hmmmmm, that's a new one).

As the evidence rolls in its looking more and more like the motorcyclist was speeding and misjudged his manoeuvre, resulting in him t-boning my car.

During the summing up I end up in the magistrates car park, kicking back while the boring bits in the main court have their 'T''s crossed. I bump into the dead motorcyclists sister. She wasn't mad at me, she seems to have known her brother was an arse when it came to riding a bike and always thought he's end up dead because of it.

She was hanging around what looked like a beat-up 'white-van-man' vehicle, and indeed belonged to her. She invited me over to take a look and I was surprised to see the cabin had a fully erected 5 piece drum kit installed behind the drivers seat. Behind that was a fully stocked cocktail bar with optics. To the left of that a cashier's till and station. All the interior was fitted wall-to-wall with red velvet and edged with golden tassels.

Its at this point I was transported to an underground shop that specialised in a moustache balm that gave your 'tache an oily 'rainbow' sheen and attended by the long dead parents of a distant friend of mine.

As things were getting slightly out of control, I woke up.... again.