I'm the drummer for 'The Wonder Stuff' again..... Its 'after gig' time and I'm putting my gear away and there's a few interested kids on-looking. I end up being interviewed from under a table by several 8 year olds. One particular 8 year old with a heavy 5 o'clock shadow carrying a Sony DC-T5 professional cassette recorder jams a mic into my facehole. I then go onto explain the drumming industries secret 'secret of secrets' that must never be told..... 'You just hit those round things with these stick things'...
The planet falls silent... even tho' nothing has been broadcast, the entire planet now knows the 'art' of drumming is a fallacy and the only skill required is the ability to hit round things with stick-like-things..... and it was me who broke the drummers vow of silence. My twitter feed explodes in a shower of hatred, hostility and adverts for sheds.
Artists impression of the Sony TC-D5 (without mic) which was rammed into my facehole.
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