Tuesday, 5 September 2017

My evil plan to rule the world (...of best selling romantic novels)

I'm Evil. So evil that I've been impregnating random women who then give birth to swarms of bees that have the ability to write number 1 best selling Mills & Boon romantic novels.
Because of the fame that ensues I'm in constant demand to impregnate more and more unsuspecting women, who then give birth to more swarms of literary bumblers.
I become a multi-millionaire but get denounced as a bad father who not only cant name all his children but confesses that "they all look the same to me". It rapidly goes down hill from there.


One of my many many insectoid offspring



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