Monday, 23 January 2017

Mark Lamar's 1960's bottle top collection

I just saw a crash between a post van and a bus, the post van spewed the entire collection of Mark Lamar's 1960's record and bottle top collection over the road.  I had to help pick it all up, I even chased down two buses that had flattened bottle tops stuck in the tires. Mark was devastated of course, he was also having a 'bad hair' day..... Oh the humanity.

Bus showing Mark Lamars' bottle top collection imbedded into tyres

Thursday, 12 January 2017

Car Park Ticket Forging... On motorbikes

Woke up thinking it was a movie I'd seen at some point. About a failed fat musician (fat Elvis) who has discovered that a species of grass can copy any pattern from whatever was placed on top of it (like a photocopier). So he goes about forging car park tickets so he can then get refunds for them from ticket machines (25p at a time)...This is done through the movie on motorbikes (akin to 'on ice' type events)..... And when I woke this morning I spent an embarrassing amount of time trying to remember the movie name.....

Fat Elvis on his motorbike, scooting off to fraudulently cash in fake Car Parking tickets.

Having to shit in a bucket, in front of the world.

on occasions it'll cut deep.....enough to sever. this nightmare, or perhaps the feelings it releases are those I've never felt ...