Big Fat Fingers
Friday, 21 October 2016
More broken phones and naked people....
A recently completed tall office building collapses and I'm only feet away from it. I then try to call my wife to tell her I'm ok but I can't press the buttons on the phone as they are so small and recessed I can't get my fingers in. Asked some bloke and his girlfriend to help but he accidentally snaps the pull out antenna (antenna? is this the 90's?) I then have to disassemble the phone to get to the keypad.... All the while the couple are putting their clothes back on (no idea why they became naked)
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